We stopped at Buc-ee’s just to “use the bathroom real quick.”

We stopped at Buc-ee’s just to “use the bathroom real quick.”

Rookie mistake.

Twenty minutes later…

I’m pushing a cart (WHY do they even have carts at a gas station??),

my toddler is licking a 3-pound bag of gummy worms,

My husband is talking to a complete stranger about beef jerky like it’s a fine wine tasting,

and

I’m somehow Standing there with a cart full of fudge, a brisket sandwich the size of my face., matching family Buc-ee’s shirts, and a cast iron skillet I absolutely did NOT need