Hot Showers

If you give this up, you are either:

A cold-water warrior

Training to be a monk

Or lying to yourself for attention

You believe “discomfort builds character” and probably say things like,
“I actually like cold weather” while everyone else suffers.

You are strong.
You are unhinged.
You should not be trusted with the thermostat.

Soft Pillow

If you choose this, congratulations—you are emotionally resilient and slightly suspicious.

You can sleep anywhere: planes, couches, chairs, emotional turmoil.
You’ve said, “I don’t need comfort, I need efficiency.”

But deep down…
Your neck will remember this choice forever.